Showing posts with label Humur. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humur. Show all posts
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Humur : Pic of the day
Day has come Where Man Cannot live without Phone and Laptop in the Bathroom too
Friday, December 26, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Humur:Fish and Cat Story
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, " If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.
The moral of this story is:
If the fly drops six inches the pussy will get wet.
The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, " If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.
The moral of this story is:
If the fly drops six inches the pussy will get wet.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Joke:Reason Behind US Crisis
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we cantake a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking forwork in six weeks.
'A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we cantake half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them bothlooking for work in two weeks.
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind,we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the WhiteHouse for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.
'A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we cantake half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them bothlooking for work in two weeks.
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind,we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the WhiteHouse for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.
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