Friday, December 19, 2008
Joke:Reason Behind US Crisis
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we cantake a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking forwork in six weeks.
'A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we cantake half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them bothlooking for work in two weeks.
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind,we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the WhiteHouse for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.
'A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we cantake half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them bothlooking for work in two weeks.
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind,we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the WhiteHouse for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.
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